Well i've got a fever

“Home Alone” Dancing

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Sexy Eyebrow Raise

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Submitted by madnesslikegravity

monteithforever:
Interviewer-I hate to be the one to break the news to you, and Im not sure if you are aware now, but are you aware that just being in a hot tub with a women is not necessarily a way to impregnate her? Has anyone had this birds and bees talk with you yet?
Cory-What do you mean?
Interviewer-You can actually be in a hot tub with someone fully clothed and not have to worry about getting her pregnant.
Cory-Doesn’t it make the baby?
Interviewer-No
Cory-What if you.. and she is…
Interviewer-No

monteithforever:

Interviewer-I hate to be the one to break the news to you, and Im not sure if you are aware now, but are you aware that just being in a hot tub with a women is not necessarily a way to impregnate her? Has anyone had this birds and bees talk with you yet?

Cory-What do you mean?

Interviewer-You can actually be in a hot tub with someone fully clothed and not have to worry about getting her pregnant.

Cory-Doesn’t it make the baby?

Interviewer-No

Cory-What if you.. and she is…

Interviewer-No

- I believe a woodchuck should chuck as much wood as that woodchuck is willing to chuck before calling a woodchuck union. Sally also has the right to sell her shells by the sea shore. It’s a free country. (c)

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